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Taste adventure and raw connection. Chase an off-road journey into the unknown or a moment of pure, unfiltered existence.
It’s that transcendent moment when you catch a wave of bliss that renders the rest of the world utterly bland. It’s the rush that redefines your senses and reminds you that life is short.
Surfing Ruined My Life guides clients to a safe space for nature-based personal liberation.
🔥 Burn the Script – The old beliefs weren’t yours; they were assigned to you. You don’t owe them reverence. You owe yourself reinvention.
🌿 Surround Yourself with Liberated People – Seek out those who live unapologetically. Their existence will be a roadmap, proof that freedom isn’t just possible—it’s inevitable.
🌌 Make Peace with the Unknown – Certainty is a cage. The most alive people you’ll meet aren’t the ones who have everything figured out—they’re the ones who keep exploring.
💀 Laugh at the Absurdity of It All – Reality is weird. We’re all just sentient beings hurtling through space on a rock. Take your freedom seriously, but not yourself.
🌀 You don’t have to earn freedom; you just have to stop resisting it. The waves don’t ask permission to crash, the wind doesn’t need approval to howl, and you don’t need validation to be exactly who you are.
We offer Wildlife Excitement Tours, including:
All experiences are designed to be welcoming, freeing, and unforgettable.
Most of our experiences are private to ensure a personal and immersive journey. If you’re booking with friends, we can accommodate larger groups upon request.
Our adventures cater to all levels, from first-time explorers to seasoned adventurers. Just bring an open mind and a sense of adventure.
We’ll provide a recommended packing list tailored to your specific experience. Generally, you’ll need comfortable outdoor clothing, sturdy shoes, water, and a willingness to explore.
Absolutely. Our Wildlife Adventure Guides are experienced, and safety is our top priority. We ensure all locations are legal and secure for our activities.
Yes! Our tours are built around creating inclusive, affirming experiences where everyone can feel free and safe.
You'll receive an email with additional information. We’ll set a time to discuss all the details, including location, date, and time, for a tailored and seamless experience. Contact us beforehand for questions.
We understand that life happens! Contact us at least 48 hours in advance for rescheduling options. Refund policies vary based on the adventure booked.
Send your resume or story to wildonesx@surfingruinedmylife.com
Tell us why you’re a good fit for the wildlife.
Hazel Moon brings big adventures to your atmosphere. Hazel steers the ship while her clientele is out chasing the edge of discomfort.
Hazel values the thrill of adventure and the power of creative expression, all while maintaining a strong connection to family and community. See more of her creativity at
Whether soaking in springs or tearing through the desert in a dune buggy, Noa helps you shake off monotony and wake your animal. It’s about tapping raw energy and carrying it back to the boardroom, the studio, or wherever you lack emotion.
Luis Esquivel is on a quest to reconnect people with the primal, unfiltered world beyond their screens. Through immersive experiences and forgotten trails, he guides others to rediscover their instincts and embrace the wildlife.
Luis is on a mission to dismantle cubicles, outmaneuver algorithms, and shatter the illusion of love. He wages war against sanitized, plastic-wrapped version of the wild. The wild should stay *wild*. Are you ready?
Andy “Black” Pehrson leads you through the wild and believes every journey leaves an imprint. His vision is to merge exploration with expression, and nature with creativity.
Andy blurs the line between experiences that shake you, wake you, and chicken-fried steak you. One minute, you're scaling a ridge. The next, you're locked in a ping-pong rally that feels like a battle for your soul. Andy welcomes you into the flow, whether on the trail, or across the table.
Jenessa Armada is the executive assistant to Hazel Moon, Founder and CEO of Surfing Ruined My Life. She shapes policies, streamlines operations, and drives the company’s vision forward.
As Hazel’s right hand, Jenessa is at the heart of it all, ensuring every detail runs smoothly. When she’s not oiling the gears, she enjoys playing vinyl, crafting elaborate cocktails, and studying Russian with her husband.
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